Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my shit smells like andre
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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