its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Rumble strips road head = magical
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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