Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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