I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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