who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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