This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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