i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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