kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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