Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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