yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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