He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
