# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Randomize
