I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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