Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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