You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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