Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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