belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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