So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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