We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Someone shattered a urinal.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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