we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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