I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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