I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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