the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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