writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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