My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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