Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The air taste purple.
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