Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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