We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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