i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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