Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
is it fun? or sober?
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