I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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