Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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