I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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