I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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