The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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