is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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