$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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