i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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