Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
wow bdsm is so cute
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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