This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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