Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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