quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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