i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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