Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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