So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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