Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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