if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You don't make any sense
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Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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