the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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