we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just pee around me
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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