i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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