Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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