I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We need to get me chipped asap
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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