awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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