You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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