Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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