how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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