Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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